나체 마라톤
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한 여자가 남편이 없는 틈을 타서 애인을 집으로 불러들여 뜨거운 시간을 갖고 있었다.
그런데 밖에서 남편의 차가 들어오는 소리가 들리자
여자는 황급한 목소리로 애인에게 말했다.
“서둘러요! 남편이 오고 있어요. 빨리 창밖으로 나가세요!”
“뭐? 밖에 비가 저렇게 쏟아지는데 어떻게 나가?”
“남편이 우릴 보면 둘 다 죽일 거예요!”
애인은 어쩔 수 없이 옷가지를 주워들고 창밖으로 뛰어내렸다.
마침 밖에서는 시민 마라톤 대회가 열리고 있었고
엉겁결에 남자는 그들과 함께 달리기 시작했다.
그러자 옆에서 뛰고 있던 노인이 남자에게 말했다.
“젊은이는 항상 그렇게 다 벗고 뛰오?”
“아∼ 예∼ 벗고 뛰는 게 편해서요.”
“그 옷가지들도 들고?”
“그래야 다 뛰고 난 다음에 옷을 입죠.”
“그럼 그 콘돔도 항상 끼고 뛰오?”
그러자 남자가 씨익 웃으며 하는 말.
“아하! 이거요? 이건 비 올 때만…” -_-;;
裸体男人的来历
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有个女人趁先生上班时偷偷与情人鬼混。
有天两人在床上，女人听到她先生车子回来的声音，她焦急的叫她的情人：“赶快拿着你的衣服，跳窗户吧！”
他的情人一看：“外头下大雨你叫我跳出去？”
我先生如果逮到我们两个，我们必死无疑。”女人叫道。
她的情人只好拿起衣服，从窗户跳了出去。结果他纵身一跳竟然跳入一群马拉松选
手中，他只好一面提着衣服，一边加入跑步中。
有个选手问他：“你习惯裸奔吗？”
他喘着气的回答说：“是啊，这样一来你可感觉到风轻拂过你的肌肤。”
另个选手又问这个裸奔的男子：“你跑步时都习惯都会把衣物拿在手上吗？”
他有点透不过气来的回答：“是啊，这样一来，比赛完我就可穿上衣服，开车回家。”
那人又问说：“你通常都带着保险套跑步吗？”
裸体男子说：“只有在下雨的时候才戴。”
Nude Runner in a Marathon
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Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband, John, was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend, Ralph, and she heard her husband's car pull in the
driveway. She yelled at Ralph: "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window my husband is hhome early!"
Ralph looked out the window and said: "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell out there!"
Mary cried: "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!"
So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outside he
found himself in the middle of a marathon race... so he started running along side the others --
only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"
Ralph answered, while gasping for air: "Oh yes, It feels so free having the air blow over your skin
while you are running."
The other runner then asked the nude man: "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?"
Ralph answered breathlessly: "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in
my car to go home!"
The runner then asked: "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
Ralph answered, "Only if it is raining." |
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